i don’t mind at all. i have a problem with it because it’s dehumanising. cats and dogs and plants are female. i’m a woman.
1. i’m majoring in linguistics
2. i love love love love love dogs
3. i watch criminal minds any time it’s on TV, and it’s the only “mystery” show i can enjoy again and again even if i know the ending
4. i’m really interested in space and quantum mechanics
5. my pottermore username is mugwumpdreams and i got sorted into hufflepuff and i hate that website
6. i’m fucking terrified of bugs that crawl, but i don’t mind ones that fly
7. i love fashion and clothes and colour and makeup and generally looking fierce
8. i’m funny as fuck and i love stand-up comedy
9. i’m an aquarius but if you think that means anything significant without knowing where my other planets are you can go get fucked
10. i’m going to go to norway one day
haha i’m gonna steal your books bro ;)
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?
does my mom count
47: Do you sing in the car?
i take the bus and no i don’t sing on the bus haha omg
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no but my mom subscribes to the mountain astrologer
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
i never go to hotels but i would if i did
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
no but i used to count syllables and sometimes while i walked i’d count a syllable every step. i liked multiples of 4 and 10.
18: What is your Song of the week?
it’s been 212 by azaelia banks for like 3 weeks
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?
two fried eggs on toast with butter and maybe jam
59: Take a vitamin daily?
no i should though ack
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?
what? snickerdoodles. who’s gonna eat just sugar? what??
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no wow new life goal
98: Whats your favorite color?
greeen
5: Do you like to use post-it notes?
yes but i can never find them when i need them :(
12: Have you ever peed in the woods?
yes uh duh if you haven’t then you haven’t lived
7. If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?
my first thought was john locke since he can hunt and build stuff, but then i thought hurley because he’s precious, but then i wanted sayid because he’s a sculpture of badassery, so basically i don’t know but lost has taken over my mind’s area for thinking about islands
40. Did you try to change for a person?
no not that i can remember
28. What kind of music do you listen to?
uh a little bif of everything. i know it’s a dumb answer but i have tyler the creator and regina spektor and australian digereedoo music and pop and punk and techno and jazz on my ipod and i like it all so
57. Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?
yes shh
20. Who was the last person who called you?
bolek
98. What should you be doing right now?
moving all the shit off my bed so i can lie down but instead i’m sitting here very uncomfortable
oh no i didn’t realise i couldn’t copy & paste these questions boooo
47. What was the meanest thing someone ever said to you?
i moved to alberta in 4th grade and didn’t have any friends yet and this one kid in my class kept calling me “stupid-ann” because i guess he was bad at insults but i didn’t understand why he didn’t like me and it was terrible and i still hate him
4. Are you easy to get along with?
if you kinda talk a lot and don’t really pay attention to me then yeah i’m a blast, but i’m not nice so if you’re sensitive stay away.
20. Do you like your neighbours?
most of them are all right but the guy next door (i call him Bugsy) is a piece of shit and i hope he gets evicted because he’s loud and horrible
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
Nothing.
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
Yeah, i suppose. i certainly feel like there are days when the universe is either in my favour or not.
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
yes and yes.
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
spent my childhood in a small town. spent my adolescence in a mid-size city. so far, spending my adulthood in a big city. for all their faults, i think it was overall good. i wouldn’t move back though.
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
wow, uh, i can’t think of any.
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
yeah, i should.
O. One wish:
to be able to fall asleep when i goddamn want to
W. Worst habit:
biting my nails/yelling at the TV
G. Grossest memory:
uh once i found a dying baby bird that had fallen out of its nest. i think i killed it (i was like four).
E. Easiest person to talk to:
chelsea or bolek, ie the only people i talk to regularly
i got more than one message this time! yay!!!
1. Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
Twelve Girls Band - A Girl’s Dream
Nicki Minaj - Did It On ‘Em
Franz Ferdinand - If I can’t Have You Then Nobody Can
Rancid - Corazon de Oro
Dead Kennedys - Viva Las Vegas
Straylight Run - Existentialism On Prom Night
8. Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence)
Girls rule. Boys drool.
27. What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
i hate this dumbass song from some lady razor commercial. i love this wavy-type instrument (like woo-woo?) from the song Hjertejknuser by kaizers orchestra.
63. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
i dunno about secret weapons but i like to play footsies?
84. What is a saying you say a lot?
lately i’ve been saying “that ain’t right” a bit too much
2. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
brian cox, maybe?
3. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
“In his excellent book The Atoms of Language, Mark Baker inventories a set of possible parameters of a language variation within the UG hypothesis.” (Syntax: A Generative Introduction, Second edition, by Andrew Carnie)
7. What’s your strangest talent?
i can paint really tiny things on my nails (kind of)
54. What’s the last thing you purchased?
milk, last thursday night
17 - Who do you miss?
i honestly can’t think of anybody
8 - What do you feel right now?
so very tired (i took a sleeping pill like an hour ago)
5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?
in my phone? my dad (albus dumbledore)
9 - What chocolate is your favorite?
i don’t have an official favourite but all of a sudden i’m craving a terry’s chocolate orange
32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?
yes. i bought sleeping pills when i was consistently up past 3 am despite waking up at 9-10 am and going to bed at 11. nobody but nobody fucks with my sleep.
V: Last time I cried.
a couple weeks ago watching lizzie mcguire (don’t judge me; my period was about to start)
P: Why I hate school.
getting up early, carrying shit around
U: Where I want to be right now.
ngl i’m watching a show about street food and i really wanna be in NYC eating deep-fried pickles out of a truck
I: Have any tattoos or piercings?
nose, lip, and ears pierced
R: Favorite song at the moment.
idk i’ve had don’t stop me now by queen stuck in my head for days
T: Age I get mistaken for.
ehh people always think i’m older so rn probably late 20’s
2. virgin?
no~
3. shoe size?
10 (u no what they say about girls w big feet…)
33. what my last text message says
“What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!” (in response to me assuming vegan poutine would be disgusting…)
17. favourite movie
he died with a felafel in his hand, or clue
12. want any piercings?
uh i might get my ears done a second time, or maybe my tongue. i already have my nose and lip tho and i p much never wear them :\