
Giovanni Caroto, Portrait of a Boy Holding a Child’s Drawing

#he looks like a preteen girl ‘omg like you don’t understand this is like my /life/’
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WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE I’M BEGGING U STOP
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Have some more:

zefron u didnt
omg please god yes
MOVIE PITCH: Viola Davis and Gina Torres play ass-kicking sisters who uncover a far-reaching inter-governmental conspiracy and have to hijack a U.S. Navy submarine, along with its ragtag, all-male, reluctant-to-get-bossed-around-by-women crew, in order to get to bottom of the case… AND THE OCEAN.
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okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.
Hipster cred restoration.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
Bob Ross feeds a squirrel