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peroxides:

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids
it’s finally over


noooo where else will i read fascinating supernatural fiction with titles like “not okay: faerie-vampire-demon-hybrid boyfriend love story  (with frank iero) -part 11- *remember to rate and leave feedback for more* RawR!” ?

peroxides:

jaimeuncledaddylannister:

here we are kids

it’s finally over

noooo where else will i read fascinating supernatural fiction with titles like “not okay: faerie-vampire-demon-hybrid boyfriend love story (with frank iero) -part 11- *remember to rate and leave feedback for more* RawR!” ?



gjume:

i miss the dr scholls commercials where everyone kept walking around and saying Are you jellin? caus im jellin. holding a martini at the bar and bragging about good sole support



Gillian Darmody in 5.02, The Good Listener



gaspsss:

goopypaltrow:

: O

martha i will never not love you

gaspsss:

goopypaltrow:

: O

martha i will never not love you

(Source: australiangoop)


15th September 2014 at 7PM / tagged: #oooohhhhh / via: uglytshirt / op: australiangoop / 1,228 notes

every damn red haired girl on this site thinks shes the little fucking mermaid



Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol 


rememberingsuunday Answered:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know



wraparoundcurl:

#remember when we all watched this show #tbt

(Source: misfitsexual)



cosbyykidd:

strivingking:

If you’re in college right now

Check the syllabus for each one of your classes right now while you bullshittin

Don’t fall behind this early in the semester off some bullshit

I needed to hear this :(

i 100% recommend putting all the due dates from every class into a calendar that you actually check so you can stay on top of assignments and not get caught off guard by two tests on the same day. there are various apps that can help with organizing that stuff too, but again you have to actually use them. i’m trying out one called MyHomework (on android, not sure about iOS) and it’s much easier than having to cross-check every syllabus.



theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 



wheresmywig:

avatar-fanatics:

YES YES YES YES YES
1 THOUSAND TIME YES

I want this

(Source: ninepointeight)



magictransistor:

Piet Mondriaan


14th September 2014 at 9PM / tagged: #art / via: todbrowning / op: magictransistor / 269 notes

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They’re making a movie out of Alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day?????



you all need to seriously calm down about sweater season



mildlyamused:

perfidiousverisimilitude:

the-exercist:

fitblrholics:

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:

Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay. 

THIS.

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS


there are mushrooms growing in nature with naturally occuring natural chemical poisons that will straight up fucking kill you.

mildlyamused:

perfidiousverisimilitude:

the-exercist:

fitblrholics:

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:

image

Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay. 

THIS.

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

there are mushrooms growing in nature with naturally occuring natural chemical poisons that will straight up fucking kill you.



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