It could be like five in the afternoon I’d still be too tired to floss
The only two reactions to this realization.
CAN WE JUST LET THIS MOVIE DIE ALREADY
I’m really sick of the idea that male excitement and sexuality in media will make anything gay. You know there are gay people who aren’t into men, right? You know showtunes are also enjoyed by people who aren’t men, or even gay, right? You know there are straight people that are attracted to masculine bodies, right?
Oh, of course you dont know any of that, because simply talking about cock and/or glitter means you are not a heterosexual man, so you must be a homosexual man.
I got up to go to the bathroom an hour and a half ago and I can’t fall back asleep :):):):):):)
I love crooked teeth
I love Niall before braces
I love Niall with braces
I love straight teeth but I love crooked teeth more
Michelle Rodriguez confirms she’s dating Cara Delevingne (x)
what’s ur fave cake to make?
i usually do a nice dark chocolate, maybe with a rum (chocolate) frosting - and a jam between layers, obv - but my favourite was the triple layer lemon cake w/lemon frosting and chocolate-cranberry-graham cracker crust that i made after literally dreaming about it. i later made the same lemon cake with raspberry coulis drizzled over and LET ME TELL YOU IT WAS ONE HELL OF A CAKE. basically i love citrus.
oh bless u
1 im hella funny
2 best dressed
3 i kick ass at school
4 i can make a mean cake, and other baked delights
5 u wanna buy something? come 2 me i’ll find you the best deal
new teen romcom premiering this summer: a tumblr popular girl meets a boy, the only issue?, he’s problematic
He was a h8er boi, she said see ya l8er boi
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
2014 is amazing
acting cool around ur crush
Roman’s Revenge (Minaj Only Edit) /// Nicki Minaj