"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."
*posts a zillion selfies*
"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager
"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is
does normcore just imply “like norm macdonald”
is this normcore?
now i’m imagining norm mcdonald interrogating people on the street with a microphone asking “is this normcore?” repeatedly with no other context
This guy came in to my work today with the sweetest dog and he was super friendly and later came back to ask where this piercing place was and then came back again to asK IF WE COULD DOG SIT WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND GOT A PIERCING AND WE ALL YELLED YES OF COURSE
LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”
group halloween costume idea: all of Danny Zuko’s costume changes in Grease
hey there! I just wanted to submit a cookbook my mother gave to me before freshman year of college — its a bunch of simple recipes off the back of a box/can of food that feature that ingredient, and they range from super simple (like pineapple mustard chicken) to chili! its got everything!
I thought it might be helpful to other college kids on a budget because it totally helped me through undergrad for the few nights I felt like cooking :B
also its super cheap if you buy it pre-used (click the link) :D
This is the back of james’ head. He hasn’t washed or brushed his hair in months, and all of it was pretty much dreaded. We just picked all of it our except this big one underneath that was too far gone! White peoples’ hair does dread naturally my friends :)
how many times do we have to say this… LOC’D BLACK PEOPLE WASH AND TEND TO THEIR HAIR REGULARLY. THERE IS NOTHING “NATURAL” ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE DOING. IT IS GROSS. IT IS UNKEMPT. IT IS EVERYTHING BLACKS WITH NATURAL HAIR ARE ACCUSED OF BEING WHEN WE ACTUALLY ARE NOT THAT. HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT ACCUSING US OF BEING DIRTY, BY ASSERTING THIS IS THE SAME THING AS BLACKS WITH LOC’D HAIR, IS SOME WHITE SUPREMACIST FUCKSHIT?
it literally looks like the back of his head is taking a shit
I bought a sweater like three weeks ago and left it in the bag bc it was too hot to wear right away so I forgot about it and noW I CANT FIND IT
From corporate interiors by fussybabybitch.tumblr.com u should contact them right now and buy a copy. but this is my favorite page!!!!!!!
yooo just a reminder that all my shit (including ‘gay apathy’)
it’s not a fanfic until the dress hugs her curves perfectly, his eyes scan the crowd and find her and their tongues battle for dominance