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teetsmeister:

pobody:

teetsmeister:

pobody:

I seriously don’t understand people still being sad about the end of Harry Potter. Just?? Read another book????

You don’t need to understand. Let them have their feels and let them cope in their own way. They will read another book, and they probably are. Context is very important.

Actually, I am physically incapable of allowing people to care about things I don’t understand. In fact, my whole blog is built on maliciously telling Harry Potter fans to get over their feels and laughing smugly at their woe. That was not just a passing thought I posted to my personal blog on a Sunday night. It’s a way of life, motherfucker, and if you got a problem with that you can fight me.

I have no need to fight you because I feel both you and the people you “maliciously” tell off are both correct. However, being “physically incapable of allowing” something you as one person cannot hope to truly quell is a bit misguided, in my opinion. But hey, I won’t knock you for dealing with things this way. We all have our ways of dealing with things we don’t understand.

listen here u lil punk, i work my ass off ruining things ppl enjoy and i don’t got time for anyone who tries to stomp on my dreams. all harry potter fans are big babies who need a swift kick in the ass from someone who knows better, and that is me, the divinely mandated ultimate arbiter of taste. ur either with me or against me, u big weiner.

I was watching some lame “let’s blow up stuff in our backyard” show on the discovery channel with my sister and I said I didn’t see the appeal and she said “it must be a guy thing” (ugh) and then her husband came in and watched some and he said it was the dumbest thing he’d ever seen SO I GUESS ITS NOT A GUY THING IS IT HUH

teetsmeister:

pobody:

I seriously don’t understand people still being sad about the end of Harry Potter. Just?? Read another book????

You don’t need to understand. Let them have their feels and let them cope in their own way. They will read another book, and they probably are. Context is very important.

Actually, I am physically incapable of allowing people to care about things I don’t understand. In fact, my whole blog is built on maliciously telling Harry Potter fans to get over their feels and laughing smugly at their woe. That was not just a passing thought I posted to my personal blog on a Sunday night. It’s a way of life, motherfucker, and if you got a problem with that you can fight me.

Boardwalk Empire Season 4: Tease

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I don’t like when animals look like people

IM WATCHING A NATURE SHOW AND THEU JUST STARTED PALYING BLACK BETTY DURING A HOSRE FIGHT

I’m only self conscious about the leg hair I can see

I know I’ve got a lot going on on the backs of my thighs but that never registers to me when I wear a short skirt the way hair on my calves does

I seriously don’t understand people still being sad about the end of Harry Potter. Just?? Read another book????

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

legolasbian:

for those who are asking:

this is the program i use:

and this is what I create using it:

yeah so dont  tell me ms paint sucks bc yo ms paint has never done me wrong ok

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teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

shinyslingback:

Spectrum of Colors Revealed Through Lit String

British artist, physicist, and all-around science enthusiast Paul Friedlander produces kinetic light sculptures that provide a colorful feast for the eyes. Each piece in his body of work offers a visual medley of light and motion by rapidly rotating a piece of string through white light. The vibrating rope becomes invisible to the human eye, but colors from the light (which would normally be invisible to the naked eye) are revealed in rapid succession.

The scientific artist gives insight into the history of his career shift into the arts and explains the science in it all: “I decided to focus on kinetic art: a subject in which I could bring together my divided background and combine my knowledge of physics with my love of light. In 1983, at London’s ICA, I exhibited the first sculptures to use chromastrobic light, a discovery I had made the previous year. Chromastrobic light changes color faster than the eye can see, causing the appearance of rapidly moving forms to mutate in the most remarkable ways.”

http://www.mymodernmet.com/profiles/blogs/paul-friedlander-kinetic-light-sculptures

ARE YOU KIDDING THIS IS AMAZING GO WATCH THE VIDEO ON THE LINKED PAGE

physicsphysics:

thatscienceguy:

Simple House Hold Science Trick: Glowing Water

This one’s really simple, All you need;

•  A black light (UV lamp) - You can find this from places like walmart, hardware stores, or you can order it online, here.
• Highligher pen
• Regular or Tonic Water

Now simply break open the highlighter and remove the felt and soak it in water for a few minutes. If you’re using Tonic water you can skip this step, you will not need the highlighter.

Find a dark room and place the water infront of the UV lamp.

and you’re done, Enjoy!

One more cool tip: If you already have something that glows after being exposed to regular light, try exposing it to a UV/Black light instead. It will be incredibly bright in a matter of seconds!

Wait, what is it about the tonic water that makes it glow like this?