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i have a class presentation at the end of the semester so i havent really talked to my partner yet and today she came in and sat next to me and i think was trying to be friendly or whatever and i was totally not trying to be rude i just wasnt really engaging and she got up and sat somewhere else




pussylipgloss:

i hope this is real and i hope there will be a video for it with a very futuristic jungle theme


i do not have knowledge of such a thing but if u ever feel i am a pissbaby about a thing i can make a special tag for you to blacklist!!!!

never, ever, ever in a million years you rommy, you’re an angel and i love you

i will let you know if you ever spam stuff i dont wanna see but in this instance its a person that if i asked them to tag it they would be a pissbaby about it, because they are in fact just a goddamn pissbaby



is there a way to only blacklist something when one person talks about it

like can i blacklist ‘username xxx’ or will it only take the words when they appear in that order

because some things i really dont want to blacklist but certain individuals are being real goddamn annoying pissbabies about them



yugichrist:

some sort of fucked cyberpunk world where chester cheeto is the only acceptable depiction of god



the more time i spend with kids the less i want to have kids



harryfrustrations:

fuckjoy:

aesthetic: zayn failing to find his pocket

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i used to refuse being called roxy except from my fam but then i changed my mind in like 8th grade and the first time my gym teacher called me roxy i literally stopped in the middle of the field, totally confused, and she was like ‘idk i heard the girls call you that i figured it was fine’ and i was like ‘it is but i never expected it to actually happen’ and that was basically the end of roxy



rniracleromance replied to your post “tagged by shrimpstories Rules: insert your answers to the questions…”

my mom literally just called u roxy when she asked if i needed any books for school or if i “got them all from roxy”

good 2 kno



liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt

liquidglue:

on this day one year ago someone sewed a fried egg to a tshirt



tagged by shrimpstories

Rules: insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: roxann

Nickname: roxann (im fine w roxy but idk nobody calls me that)

Birthday: feb 7

Gender: girl/she

Sexuality: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Height: 5’9

Time Zone: Eastern Time Zone (UTC-05:00)

What time and date is it there: 27 spet 12:26 pm

Average hours of sleep I get every night: i try to budget 8 hrs + time on either side to fall asleep/wake up so like i go to bed at 9-10 if i have to wake up at 7 (because sleep is actually the most difficult part of my life lmao)

The last thing I googled was: emoticon guy shrugging

My most used phrases: ehh, im not sure (thats not a phrase im just not sure what i say most)

First word that comes to mind: banana (:/)

What I last said to a family member:  bye

One place that makes me happy and why: my bedroom it’s safe and isolated and private (keeping chelsea’s answer bc it’s accurate)

How many blankets I sleep under: 2 — well i kinda wrap them around and under myself sooo idk 

Favourite beverages: coffee, trying to drink more water

The last movie I watched in cinema: the trip to italy

What you find most attractive in the opposite sex [cpc edit: or whoever you’re attracted to!!!]: bodies, cool style, that stupid slicked back david beckham haircut, being a goofball apparently

3 things I can’t live without: internet/devices (ha cliche), body/face/hair/nail moisture (creams, oils, gels, etc), idk fuckin coffee or s/t

Something I plan on learning: i want a sewing machine for xmas so i can fix/alter my clothes properly so i guess i need to learn how to do that

A piece of advice for all of my followers: get a toaster oven. i dont even know why people have regular toasters when you can have a toaster oven. trust me. (also get a good one cause, i mean, like any appliance, a cheap one is a waste of money)

i tag: rniracleromance disreputabledog fussin morelikeselenagolez kristyskrushers samrily ginnyfreakinweasley deanobanion uglytshirt iamjard +anyone else who sees this

tag me so i can read them~



kristyskrushers:

pyrrhiccomedy:

moniquill:

accioharo:

blackandyellowdoodles:

justacynicalirishman:

babyshibe:

doctorgaylove:

thecoppercow:

That Mysterious “S” Thing We Used to Draw (by the1janitor)

We used to draw this as kids and it’s always confused me. It still really bothers me tbh.

This is really creepy tbh.

yeah we used to draw these! around 2002. at the time i was told it was like the slipknot logo but now i know it’s totally not. but we did used to get in trouble for drawing them.

we never got in trouble with them. I had them all over my school planner lol. 

(We did call them ‘super S’) 

There’s this awesome book I read called ‘The People in the Playground’ which concerns the observations of an anthropologist on children’s folklore: the stuff that kids independently teach one another in school yards and playgrounds that has no real connection to adult lore and media. This is a great example of it, as are hand clapping and jump rope verses.


If you can finish the lines “Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack all dressed in black black black…” or ‘Hinky Pinky Ponky, Daddy had a donkey…”or “Miss Suzy had a steamboat…” or “Engine Engine number nine…”

stop and think about where you learned them.


It probably wasn’t from an adult or out of a book or in any formal way. It was from another kid; someone a grade ahead of you or someone’s older sibling or something. Who learned it the same way.

This is CHILD lore. Sometimes a fad will come and go in a single age cohort, sometimes it’ll last for generations. It’s kind of awesome.

The idea of child lore and a distinct child culture is really interesting, especially when you consider that children have a few traditions that go back hundreds of years.

For example: did you ever play “Quaker’s meeting?” Quaker’s meeting has begun, no more laughter, no more fun…that dates back two centuries

And of course there’s “Ring around the rosie,” which goes all the way back to the time of the black plague.

Children pass these things down among themselves as part of a legacy they lack the context to fully understand; but you could say the same thing about most adult traditions. That unbroken chain of shared knowledge connects their play to the play of children from hundreds of years ago, without any adult input or encouragement.

That’s cool.

even when i was younger i was fascinated with the rules of tetherball and four square and how both of those things have Official rules but also i moved schools a lot and when i moved schools i took with me the rules of the schools i had been before, and other kids did the same, so we were constantly evolving how to play games that had the basic idea by creating our own rules and perimeters for it. also because i’ve been a cross country transplant in three discrete regions of the usa i’ve witnessed and talked to people about the very different ways we all learned the same games—like the bullfrog song i learned as a kid in southern california is different from the one the girl scouts in texas sang it is different from the ones kids i babysat in philadelphia sang it is different from the way my students in georgia sing it. it’s so wild and amazing and makes me luv the world even more

I learned this campfire song called Hermie the worm when i was a kid and it’s about this worm that’s bigger every time the singer sees him, which he says is because he’s been eating different meals, but the way i learned it and the way i taught my new friends when i moved was each time he had eaten a different family member… And we all just accepted it??? Nobody stopped and thought it was weird until last year when suddenly we rembered it and realized how horrifying that was.

Also, did anybody else learn that thing where you put your hand in an almost closed fist in front of your mouth and say “girl” but somehow it comes out sounding like a squeaky voice saying “gooey”?



facebooksexism:

misandry-mermaid:

wocinsolidarity:

not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

RIGHT!!!?!?? like we’re not playing a theoretical game here, we’re talking about people’s LIVES

"When people insists I’m obligated to ‘debate’ with them I leave the conversation, bc they already have decided it’s not real."

I can’t remember if I already blogged this but I feel it so hard so who cares.



archiemcphee:

io9 recently assembled a dazzling collection of photos of awesomely strange and beautiful sea slugs. The name sea slug refers to a diverse group of marine creatures, particularly gastropods and sea snails. They’re found throughout the Earth’s oceans, but they come in so many amazing shapes and colors that we’ve always secretly hoped they’d turn out to be aliens. Some sea slugs use their colorful bodies as camouflage, while others use brilliant coloration as an aposematic signal, a warning to potential predators that they’re poisonous or at least look like they are.

Photos by Steve Childs, Klaus Stiefel, Bernard Dupont, erikschlogl, Saspotato, Jason Marks, Kehan Herman, and Nick Hobgood respectively.

Head over to io9 for plenty more spectacular sea slug photos.



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